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’all, it’s the last Thursday in April, and you know what that means. I’ve got one last chance to make you grin, giggle, or guffaw with my weekly delivery of April silliness (in celebration of National Humor Month). Here we go!
What do you get when you cross a jaguar with an elephant? A fancy car with a BIG trunk!
What do you get when you cross a kitty with a comedian? A witty kitty!
What do you get when you cross a snake with a kangaroo? A jump rope!
What do you get when you put an elephant in your vegetable garden? Squash!
What do you get when you ask a line of 20 hares to step backward? A receding hairline!
Did I hear a giggle or two?
Diane
The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, “What did you learn today?”
The kid replies, “Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.”
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share with the octopus?
Because he was shell-fish! 😉
What do you get when you cross a skunk and a blender? A really smelly mess!