Okay, my teaching pals, let’s show our silly sides. I ran across some supersilly riddles for October that tickled my funny bone, and I just have to share a few with you. I’ll admit I tested the riddles out on a friend of mine and his eyes rolled so far back in his head that I began to worry! But, hey! He’s not a teacher, so what did I expect?
I sure hope these riddles bring a smile (or a groan 🙂 ) to your Thursday! And I’d love it if you shared a kid-friendly joke or riddle as well.
Smiles!
Diane
Why don’t skeletons ride roller coasters? They don’t have the guts for them. What do birds give out for Halloween? Tweets! What do you give a broken pumpkin? A pumpkin patch. What’s black, white, and orange and should not be bothered? A skunk with a pumpkin. |
Why did the skeleton play the piano? He didn’t have any organs.
This has been a quirky little riddle/joke that my son, who is now 20, was saying in Kindergarten. I always share it with my prek class and they think it is too funny!:)
What do dogs use to wash their hair? Shampoodle.
The great thing about kiddos is that they think all of these types of things are so funny…lol, we adults just kinda roll our eyes and chuckle. Kids are too much fun…the simple things they adore!:)
Made me laugh!!! I’ll try em on my preschoolers in the am : )
We make these up all of the time for my 4 year old, who loves them! Here are some of ours – for a giggle or a groan:
What is a scarecrow’s favorite drink?
Anything with a straw!
What is a ghost’s favorite food?
BOO berries.
What is a ghost’s favorite game?
Hide and SHREEK!
I would love to hear more.
Not a Halloween themed joke, but cute regardless!
Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved.