Why did the horse keep falling over?
He just wasn’t stable.
Why can you never take balloons seriously?
Because they’re full of hot air!
We’re having a blast with The World’s Best Jokes for Kids, Volume 1 and Volume 2. And you and your students can, too.
Take your best guess at the answer to the joke below. Submit your answer to this blog by Wednesday, April 3, to be included in the random drawing. One lucky teacher will win! (Update: Congratulations to Holly, our lucky winner!)
Here’s the joke:
What happens to astronauts who misbehave?
Give it your best guess or Google it if you must. Then scroll down to check out this week’s fun freebies and great offers.
Get ready for Climate Education Week, which starts April 15. Download a free Climate Education Toolkit with a week’s worth of activities. Go to earthday.org/earthdayinabox.
Are you involved in creating your school’s yearbook? Check out the options available from Shutterfly. Find out more and get a free quote at shutterfly.com/yearbook.
Grab your art supplies and get students ready to enter the Blick Mixed Media Art Contest. Students in grades K–12 create artwork and complete the statement “With art I can connect to…” Entries are due April 12. Click here.
Did I mention that the joke books are illustrated? Even better!
Hope your week is full of smiles,
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PS: This is it! Last chance to enter our WIN contests. They’re ending tomorrow!
They have to go to time “out”!
They are grounded!
Houston, they have a problem. . .They are grounded!
His parents made him take a meteor shower to clean up his act!!!
They’re grounded of course. Here’s another astronaut joke: How do you get an astronaut baby to sleep? Rocket.
They must get grounded!
They’ve got to be grounded.
they’re banished to Pluto
I love these answers!
He has to say he is starry.
Tee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
They’re sent to the moon
They get grounded of course!!!! ????????????????????
They are grounded!!
Sent to the floating corner
Grounded they are.
They are sent outer th’ space.
They get grounded.
They are grounded.
They’re throttled into space.
They get grounded
They have to go to their moon.
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They’re grounded.
They are grounded! Haha ????????
They are sent to the dark side of the moon without supper.
Giggling!!!!
They are asked to take ‘space.’
They get a countdown. If that doesn’t work, they are grounded.
They get grounded!
They get grounded.
They’re grounded
Grounded and sent to the moon without their supper
They are grounded!
They’re grounded!