It’s a Thursday in April and I’m back with some severely corny riddles. I dare you even to try to suppress a grin! Have a really, really great day!
Smiles,
Diane
Why don’t teddy bears get hungry?
Because they are always stuffed.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do frogs buy in the spring?
“Open-toad” sandals.
Two jokes that have stuck with me are:
What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? “Deadant, Deadant, Deadant, Deadant, Deadant.” (to the tune of the Pink Panther theme song)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupti…
MOOO!
Have a good day!
Cute!