The Missing Mitten

Somewhere in another dimension are all the mittens and gloves I’ve lost throughout the years. I’m convinced they’ve shacked up with the lost socks, container lids, and one particularly mysterious Allen wrench that disappeared after a fight with a garbage disposal. I think losing items in your own house is one of the most frustrating…

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Cheese, Please!

Today is the most important holiday of the year. It’s National Cheese Day! Personally, I feel that it’s okay to celebrate cheese every day of the year, unless you can’t consume dairy products. But I can certainly put forth extra effort today to eat more cheese than I normally would. I take my cheese seriously….

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