Kiddos say the funniest things, it’s true. But so do teachers! A teaching buddy of mine never planned on having to ask “Where are your pants?” but did just that when a youngster emerged from the restroom bottomless. I never expected to accidentally attach a teacher’s name to a missing hamster: “Please don’t step on Mr. Hansen. He’s escaped from his room again.” And, no doubt, a teacher never expected to say “Sweetie, cauliflower is a vegetable. The Pilgrims sailed across the ocean in a ship called the Mayflower.”
Now it’s your turn! What’s something you never dreamed you’d say as a teacher?